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The other day as Linds and I were chatting away and looking at trip photos, the two best buddies (Ollie and Addie) were busy making soap masterpieces in her shower.
Who thinks of these things? Oh yeah- Ollie.

More Ollie Funnies:

Ollie- You should start calling Linc Ollie.

Sini- Then what would I call you?

O- Lincoln

S- Don't you like your name?

O- No, it's a girl name.

S- There are no girls named Oliver or Ollie.

O- Uh huh, in the desert there are!

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Go look in your booktionary!

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We have to wear our seatbelts all the time. Even in Florida. But not in the motor van. (Grandpa's motorhome. And Ollie only went to Florida when he was a baby...)

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Can we get some pinealoupe?

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Ollie- Which name should we name Lincoln when he gets bigger?

Sini- He'll always be Lincoln.

Ollie- But that's the name I wanted!

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We were looking for Elliott's preschool video and Ollie said, "Just look for one that says 'Elliott's preschool video dot com.' "

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We were talking about eggs and Ollie said, "but we can't eat the yucks."

(We can eat the yolks, so who knows where that came from?)

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I need you to be an AMINAL!

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Do you think hail could damage a sign?

(What four-year-old says damage?)

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We're picking dandylands. (dandelions)

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Ollie- What are orange peels made from?

Sini- That's all they are- orange peels.

Ollie- No, I know mommy, orange peels are made from broccoli.

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Ollie said, "Mommy, how come that sign is saying, "hi...hi...hi." ?

(Pointing at a red flashing don't walk sign.)

Ollie has been making us laugh since he could talk. And he was talking in sentences by the time he was two so we had to take his binky away... But it's not only that- he's as quick as a fox! The other day Linds winked at him and in a split second he winked right back...